BOKO HARAM'S SPOKESMAN ARRESTED!

Nigerian State Security Service have confirmed the arrest of Boko Haram spokesman, Abu Qaqa. Abu Qaqa, a native of Igala, Kogi State, was picked up in Kaduna today, as he attempted to enter the Central Market in the city. It was not disclosed if he was going to carry out another cowardly attack on innocent civilians...One idiot less on the murderous path. Let us all hope he doesn't 'escape' from the police!